Here for posterity is the 1st Pub crawl speech, it is all my own work so bear with me:-

“Now is the Summer of our contentment,

He that drinks this day and comes safe home,

(albeit with kebab stains)

Shall remember this day till the end of the World.

Gentlemen of the Westside will curse themselves they weren’t here!

We few,

We happy few,

We band of alcoholics!

Let us now brace ourselves,

That if Upper Green is here for a thousand years,

Many will say, this was their finest beer!”