Timing is, as they say, everything. So here is the itinerary….
| Time | Duration | Location | Pints |
| Noon | 0 | Arrive at The Parkway Bar | 1 |
| 12:45 | 45 | Leave for Doctors Tonic | |
| 12:50 | 5 | Arrive at Doctors Tonic | 1 |
| 13:35 | 45 | Leave for The Stanborough | |
| 13:50 | 15 | Arrive at The Stanborough | 1 |
| 14:35 | 45 | Leave for Pear Tree | |
| 14:50 | 15 | Arrive at Pear Tree | 1 |
| 15:35 | 45 | Leave for The Hollybush | |
| 14:50 | 15 | Arrive at The Hollybush | 1 |
| 15:35 | 45 | Leave for The Beehive | |
| 15:50 | 15 | Arrive at the Beehive | 1 |
| 16:35 | 45 | Leave for The Grove | |
| 16:50 | 15 | Arrive at The Grove | 1 |
| 17:35 | 45 | Leave for Chieftain | |
| 17:55 | 20 | Arrive at Chieftan | 1 |
| 18:40 | 45 | Leave for The Attimore Hall | |
| 19:00 | 20 | Arrive at The Attimore Hall | 1 |
| 19:45 | 45 | Leave for The Fairway Tavern | |
| 20:10 | 25 | Arrive at the Fairway Tavern | 1 |
| 20:55 | 45 | Leave for theThe Bakehouse | |
| 21:10 | 15 | Arrive for theThe Bakehouse | 1 |
| 23:00 | | Leave for The Two Willows | |
| 23:30 | | Arrive at The Two Willows | 1 |
| 00:00 | | Stagger home/kebab | |
| | | Number of pints | 12 |