Here for posterity is the 2nd Pub crawl speech, it is all my own work so bear with me:-

“We gather here today,

To venture forth on a voyage of discovery,

A great adventure to go beyond the railway line,

and seek new watering holes out to the East,

One day from now, you will find yourself back at work,

Don’t think about it now as it will soon be so!

We travel together,

But if you find yourself alone,

on a green roundabout with the sun on your face,

Do not be troubled!

Relax for you are in the Elysium Pub!

And you have already passed out!

Remember what we drink in life, echo’s in eternity!

Strong beer and Honour!”