11/06/20

Posh Boy,

Can you take a quick look through the agreement and then get everyone to sign it. The signatures need to be witnessed, but we could ask someone outside of the syndicate to do this.  The legal requirement for the Witness is as follows:-

“To be legally valid as a deed, each signature must
be signed in front of a witness who then adds their own signature, address and
occupation in the grey box indicated. The witness must be an adult, and must
NOT be a member of the syndicate, or connected with the person signing. The
same witness can witness more than one signature, but must fill in all details
each time.

Once you have reviewed can you get everyone to add their numbers (or Lucky dip if that’s what they want) sign it and then get the signatures witnessed (probably by someone outside of our pert of IT would probably be OK).

You may want to check the English as I was getting a little punch drunk by the end.

07/07/2004

Once again it’s time to throw caution to the wind and go out on a limb in the forlorn hope of becoming super-rich on the lottery.  Bring your dreams round my desk, not to mention your cash.  Pen would also be nice so I don’t keep getting mine nicked (right, Patrick?).

04/10/2005

It may be Wednesday but I’m on a course for the reminder of the week. 

Round my desk as usual……….

01/02/2006

OK, it’s that time of the week again, I’m on a run of bad luck so don’t rely on me this week.  Bring your own plus cash and let’s see if you can help end my unlucky streak.

 

11/10/2006

People of Earth, do not be alarmed for I come in peace…. ah damn, wrong wrong email…. My fellow investors, it is that time of the week where we like to have a flutter and dream for a few hours that we scoop the top prize and end up living in big houses with deer in the garden and helicopters
etc not to mention another butler, maid and gardener to help out.  Our day’s wile away with nothing more to worry about except the drainage in the lower field…….so quick get round my desk and make it happen, you know it makes sense!  

04/10/2006

Another week, another chance to go for gold on the highly volatile FTSE6 market (that is the F*call chance of scoring the extra large jackpot with 6 numbers). So volatile in fact that it’s a bit of a lottery (derlum, tish).

Still you got to be in it to win it.

18/10/2006

After last week’s storming £20 win plus anything we gained from the extra tickets we purchased, we should look to capitalise on this luck today.  If we win I’d bet that at least one of us would give a load of cash to a donkey sanctuary (not naming names), in my opinion animals fall into 3 categories – cute, useless and tasty.

So round my desk as usual to make your dream come true.

25/10/2006

How time flies, it was only last week that we were last choosing the winning numbers.  Shame they turned out not to be, we came close though, only being 4 numbers out on 2 of the lines.

So when you are ready folks, same drill as usual.

01/11/2006

After the last night’s creepy, spookiness that was Hallowe’en – it’s time for our own horror story.  Or is it?  With Bonfire Night just around the corner we can at least console ourselves that we are luckier than Guy Fawkes was – all we have to do is prove it by matching 6 numbers.

Simple really, let’s hope we don’t just don’t crash and burn (Oh come on, there had a be a pun in here somewhere).

 

15/11/2006

After last week’s stunning result (£20 win) with our main man Jonathan deputising, we need more of the same.  In fact 2 lots of 3 numbers on the same line would be even better.

So round my desk as usual, ta.

 

22/11/2006

OK chaps (and chappess), you know the drill – round my desk for an early Xmas present.

 

29/11/2006

OK, this is it – no really this week is our week.  I can feel it in my bones, we can’t fail, you just have to turn up at my desk and we are going to do it.

Just as an aside, it is luckier to use pound coins rather than lesser coins, these just add bad feung shui.

 

13/12/2006

Right folks, I could really do with the cash this Xmas so best luck forward, round my desk as soon as you like.

 

20/12/2006

With lessons in diversification are coming to an end, we could go out on a limb (as Heather Mills said to Paul McCartney), and diversify our luck.  Perhaps fill in some numbers instead of your usual lucky dip.  I’ll leave it upto your good selves to decide.

Not that we are doing too badly after our double whammy £20 win last week.