10/01/2007

Brush away those January blues with a nice little wedge in your pocket.  Look the rain clouds in the eye and laugh disparagingly, chuckle as the cold, damp and darkness closes in.  Be smug as you feel the bulge in your trouser pocket (or handbag in Jacqui’s case).

Simply fill out 6 numbers for a guaranteed* result.  Easy.

 

 

*Guarantee does not cover a win scenario.

 

13/01/2007

Well chaps, this is it – New Year new cash, round my desk as usual…..

 

16/05/2007

Tricky one this week – we are approaching a potential watershed in the next few weeks where we will have to look at the group once
the IDT bit moves to the other building.  Collecting the cash once a week is a bit tricky so I have a couple of options expressed in voting buttons above for you to air your views on what we do about it.

That said, its business as usual – round my desk with cash & luck.  Nice.

 

30/05/2007

Friends, Romans, Countrymen – lend me your cash, well give actually.  What do you think this is?  A charity.  Talk about liberties!

Round my desk as usual, you know it makes sense.

 

06/06/2007

This is it once again – after our 4 numbers win the other week we are nearly there.  Just a bit more concentration and we’ll have done it.

Round my desk as usual.

 

13/06/2007

This is the first one split over 2 buildings so we’ll see how we get on.

If someone in 23 can collect the cash that would be great and I’ll collect it after lunch.

 

20/06/2007

Right this is it – the BIG ONE.  It is time to pull together, with our collective willpower and positive vibes we can only triumph in our bid for cash and glory.  So get yourselves round my desk (if you are in no. 7) and I’ll pop over to 63 just after lunch to get the rest:- One team, One lottery, one set of individual winners due to being brought up under Thatcherism!

 

04/07/2007

OK folks – one last gasp at winning whilst Mr Wyatt is still part of the group.

Let’s see if we can’t give him the kind of fitting send off (whilst putting a smile on our faces while we are about it) he deserves.

Round my desk if you are in 7/5 otherwise I’ll be collecting later today at 63/G

 

05/07/2007

Right ho chaps and Jacqui, the fund has grown to a whopping £204.08 which works out at £18.55 each.

I’ll be coming round with the cash today so you can have some lovely spending money over the weekend.

Graeme, let me know what you want doing with yours.

 

11/07/2007

Right just 10 of us left now – i.e. more cash each when we scoop the big one, though slightly less chance than we had before of winning
it (will we notice, probably not).

So without further ado, round my desk or if in 63/G, I’ll see you when I get back from DR.

 

18/07/2007

The South of France beckons, lazy days on the yacht sipping Pimms and ordering the Butler about.

All this can be yours for the simple pleasure of entering the correct 6 numbers into this weeks lottery. 

I’ll be round later to collect your pennies (that’s pound coins to you Mr W-S), bottoms up.

 

01/08/2007

This week the lottery is sponsored by Digestive biscuits, if you want to know why just ask Jacqui.  I’ll be wandering up the shop with the winning numbers carried in my marigolds smelling of wheat fields.

Still whatever it takes to get those winning numbers, eh?

 

08/08/2007

It is that time of the week when we do a “Robin Hood”, steal from ourselves (well we are relatively well off) and give to
various charities and as a by-product get entered into a draw to increase our lot.

Can’t be bad can it?

 

05/09/2007

Poor Summer, no sign of an Indian Summer and more rain on the way.  Tube strike, train issues and don’t even mention the buses.

So come on, lets lift ourselves from the daily drudgery and win this thing once and for all (or twice Wednesday AND Saturday)!

My desk or collection just after lunch today.

 

26/09/2007

It has been brought to my attention that the Euro lottery is £88m this Friday and it won’t rollover so we could blow the meagre winnings
in the tin on some extra tickets.  What a laugh that would be if we won!

So that’s £49.50 which makes some 33 lines. Do we want to do an extra line each as well?  If so let me know by voting above.

We’ll be doing the usual lottery as well to maximise profit margins, subject to the usual high risk stakes.

Use the voting buttons above to indicate your preference.

 

03/10/2007

After last week’s spectacular blow out on 3 lotteries where we singularly failed to win even at the most basic level (anyone would think the odds were stacked against us) – we need some quick wins to get the potential Christmas beer pot back upto a level where we can at least afford a beer each!

You know the score, I’ll be round later to collect.

 

24/10/2007

For two million years mankind was a bit of a lazy sod; we got as far as discovering fire, horses and that wood floats.  Then the industrial revolution hit and in 100 short years we got round to inventing almost everything else we have; radio, cars, TV, phones, electricity, microwaves and nylon.  This was due to far sighted industrialists with a wad of cash from a big Empire but since its demise we have just been refining what we have already invented.  We still travel around by means of small explosions while talking on smaller phones with colour screens, but should a miracle happen and at last we actually take the top prize instead of the odd tenner, perhaps we could become
the inventors with our new found cash and change Mankind for the better.

Pick up a dream for just two quid at a desk near you.

 

31/10/2007

Tonight is a big one, well bigger than usual, at £10 million rollover.

So let us therefore brace ourselves so tomorrow morning we can say, “That was our finest hour!”

 

07/11/2007

Time of the week, folks – I’ll be round later to collect.

 

21/11/2007

OK folks, I’ll be round to collect later.

 

28/11/2007

Right, here we go again – last week was stormin’ with a stunning 4 number and bonus 3 number win, could this be the prelude to the big
one – time to consult the tea leaves maybe?

So with a big welcome to George, I’ll be round later to collect.

 

05/12/2007

Well, well, another fine day in Paradise – if you’re a duck anyway.  All the more reason to put on your lucky pants and part with 2 squids, scoop a few mill and jet off to where the sun does actually make an appearance.

I’ll be round to collect on your behalf later.

 

19/12/2007

Ah humbugs, one of my favourite sweets.  With Xmas upon us, it’s time to talk frankly sense, maybe inject a bit of myrr(th) and hopefully come up with the gold.  After that whether we act like Wise men or just flock about like the Shepherds, well that’s just upto us.

This week I’ll be collecting for 2 weeks as many of us will be orf.  You know it makes sense.